I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
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Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
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Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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