You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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