I want to stick my p in your. b.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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