he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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