on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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