So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
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Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
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Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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