Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
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Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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