Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
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I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
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just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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