this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
