butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
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Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
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Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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