apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
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Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
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I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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