susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
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Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
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The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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