ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
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watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
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you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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