Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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