I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I want a musical about memes.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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