another moral hangover. fuck.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
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