just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
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its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
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Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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