so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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