...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
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