So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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