What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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