He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
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My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
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I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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