She's JV to your varsity
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
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So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
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cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
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