I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Liz is crying about burritos again.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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