well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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