Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
ttyl tear gas
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
