Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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