i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
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you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
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my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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