fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
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He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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