All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
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Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
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I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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