we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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