I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Randomize
