I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
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my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
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she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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