I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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