Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
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I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
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What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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