bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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