He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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