I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
29 Petty People Reveal The Shallow Reasons They Turned Someone Down
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Just high enough for therapy.
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?