you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
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I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
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Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?