I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
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so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
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You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face