; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
A+ Viking dick