I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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