Sry I called you an 8
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?