plz talk dirty to me
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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