he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
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Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
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I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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