Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
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i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
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You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
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