Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
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theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
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You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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