Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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