So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Randomize
