nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
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Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
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She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!