If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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