We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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