They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Randomize
