i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize
