Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
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DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Edward fifth and chaser hands
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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